New Year’s resolutions for your dog

* Say daily (for patience) “the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.”

* I will not be controlled by the sound of the dog food bag being opened.

* Take time from my busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

* Break into the pantry and decide for myself how much food is “too much.”

* Try to swim counter-clockwise.

* Kill the sock! (over and over and over…)

* I vow not to chase the stick unless I actually see it leave his hand!